Michael: ‘I like your eyes, I like your biceps and I like your hair.’


do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends




I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap


Janis Ancens by Kacper Kasprzyk, Man About Town


Janis Ancens by Kacper Kasprzyk, Man About Town


things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you


does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want


do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”

"The very essence of romance is uncertainty."
Oscar WildeThe Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays (via feellng)
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