breevandetramp:

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peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

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daxieh:

mbf daxieh

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plz reach quickly!!

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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
  • the-anal-rapist:

    *purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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